Those who took the February Loco's Palace Blumer got screwed. As a direct result of diplomatic conflict happened last week, in which a Colombian military raid violated Ecuador's sovereignty by attacking a rebel camp, leaving a toll of the death of 20 insurgents including second in command of the ELN, the Venezuelan government, always so respectful of the law and international standards, today issued a letter in which expelled Colombia's diplomatic staff of the headquarters of the Colombian Embassy in Caracas. Sources close to the government handled the thesis that the camp was not a base for the glorious and honorable group of murderers, kidnappers and drug traffickers who make the illustrious ranks of the belligerents now Colombia (In other words, the ELN), but was mienbros being used by the troops of Che Guevara group Tucupita Boy Scouts, who decided to spend the night watchman's protected that very likely will be very strong at this time in Ecuadorian land in their way to conquer the Patagonia on foot. In total we talk about a slaughter of boy scouts covered by the CIA, who does not like there are such small groups of children dressed as idiots led by an idiot dressed as a boy.
Obviously, in the next few hours will not only be closed the embassy in New Granada, but ordered the immediate closure of branches of Blumer's Palace, as well as distributors Leonisa, Geordi and Emperor, known Colombian lingerie brands Venezuelans used by unwary who do not know that the CIA, the discovery of the conspiracy with which he used to DirectTV to spy on Venezuelans, made a pact with Colombia to put trackers and generators and piquin pecueca in the noble parts of the Venezuelan people, so it has increased the rate of "diaper rash" adult, with a consequent increase in sales of the popular "Zero cream" product that also occur in Colombia.
In short, forget the push-up bras and boxers pack up, because now the war against the invaders cops will to death.
Venceremos! (Although we touch go freewheel on the battlefield)
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